I've lost
You are officially the Supreme Master of Martial Arts
I shall retire in the midlands Don't try find me again
Changgong!
(Tai Bai's Restaurant)
Come on...
Well, looks like we always bump into each other.
Come on up here, up here...
Come on now...
I'm gonna beat you up Where you think you're going?
This umbrella is too expensive. Piss off if you're not gonna buy.
It's that you?
Let's go already.
I've invited you here to discuss Emperor Ming's hidden treasure
The map is hidden inside The Imperial Palace
Treasure map? What is the plan?
The Autumn Festival is coming up in 3 days
We shall make our move on the night of the full moon
The Imperial Palace is heavily guarded
How can we get in? The Emperor visits Lady Liu
on the 15th of each month
Other than a bunch of useless eunuchs no one else is allowed to go in
Chu can show off his lock-picking technics
I will be done even before The Emperor has taken off his Royal Pants!
How do we get the map outside of the city?
That is where I come in
I have been escorting convoys across the country for years
I know the best route to exit The Imperial City
Fantastic, it is done then
In 3 days, on the 15th of this month
let us make a toast to the full moon
Cheers!
Go away!
I lost control.
Go away, old lady!
The horse is coming, go away!
Who is this piece of crap interrupting my party?
You are completely out of tune!
I'm here for fun! Calm down, just ignore them
Sir, you are really disrupting our performance
Can you please stop and let us continue on our own?
We are performing, too!
I just want to be able to perform a sonata with her
May I?
Isn't that the Supreme Master of Martial Arts... Changgong?
What's he doing here in The Imperial City?
Supreme Master my foot!
I heard he was defeated by Na-Lan of Manchuria
Probably came here to hide his shame
Hide his shame in a whorehouse?
Doesn't quite match up the reputation of a Master!
He might as well be digging his own grave
No point in arguing with these idiots
Let's get out of here
(Tai Bai's Restaurant)
So... your place or mine?
What's that you said?
To finish our sonata...
How about...
We'll meet in 3 days, At the Autumn Festival night.
We shall complete our sonata under the full moon
What do you think?
Sounds good
On the night of the full moon
we shall meet at the highest point of The Imperial City
That was fast!
Someone's been here already
Who?
A woman?
The treasure map!
Go after her!
Assassins!
Protect The Emperor!
Quick...
My nose!
You stood me up, why?
Technically, you didn't forget our date under the moon
because you did show up
Why?
Is our meeting a part of your plan?
Good players are hard to come by Why can't we just jam another song?
Where's the treasure map?
Hand it over!
Otherwise
I will have to take it from you
Help me out...
Help me...
Is this the treasure map?
The treasure is hidden near this town!
Forget it...
I'm done with this
You two can go find this treasure
Men die in seek of wealth and illusions
Totally not worth it...
I want to go home!
This drawing changes...
What an old rundown temple
I should tear it down
renovate it into a few shops and earn rent
We're ready to order!
What you looking at?
Make your order!
Shark's fin soup
Great...
Stir-fried frog
Good...
That's it? Coming right up
Don't keep us waiting too long
Check out this chick
She's steaming hot...
That was quick!
Enjoy!
Young lady.
What's wrong with you?
Hey honey...
where's the shark's fin and stir-fried frog we ordered?
Yeah!
This is what you ordered!
That's just fish and pork with glass noodles!
Darn, the fish isn't even cooked!
What are you playing at?
Father! There's trouble out here again!
Good day, gentlemen
What's wrong? Didn't you explain to them?
My apologies, please allow me to introduce these dishes to you
This is Genuine Sushi from the Ryukyu lslands
It goes great with chili pepper
And this, Braised Pork with Vermicelli from the Northeast
Smells good, doesn't it?
Ginger...
Exactly!
The aroma of ginger
It's specially prepared by my father
Think about it
Pork, vermicelli, and fish
You've got all the nutrition you need!
And along with ginger
Here, smell again
It's absolutely brilliant!
Correct? Agree?
No!
That's not the point, this is not what I ordered
What you see on the menu shouldn't be linked with actual dishes that are served
More importantly, consider this for a minute
Whatever goes in your mouth
what would happen afterwards?
It always comes out the other end, right?
What the difference does it make if it's a Caviar or Dumpling?
Let's not fuss with such stupid formalities
Just enjoy yourself
Eat up!
Go ahead, eat...
How dare you screw with me!
Either you eat my food
Or eat my shorts. Your call
Let's split!
Hey, pay first!
Careful!
Praise the Buddha!
I'm Li. I'm in charge here.
Welcome to the "One Fund" Shop
Every profit we make from the sales here goes to charity
To fund the welfare for the poors in this town
Here, check out this life buoy
Life buoy?
It keeps your head above the water
and save you from drowning
Dude, I'm going to the Silk Road
There's nothing but the desert and sand Life is full of surprises
You never know where the waves coming from
A tsunami might take place in the desert, too!
You should buy one, just in case
No...
Please, sir
Buy a flag then, it's for charity!
Darn with your flag!
Life is full of surprises!
I ran into a tsunami once on the beach! I was talking about the desert!
Beach is thicker than desert, right? Right, thicker than your head
Life is full of surprises... (Tailor Shop)
What in the world is this?
I wanted a down jacket!
This is Candies' wears You mean Candie Chan's wears?
It's the Gucci's Kingdom now who's gonna wear Candie Chan's?
Candies', plural, not Candie's Check out these 4-pockets features
They are for your candies. Any flavors.
When you're holding your grandson in your arms
He can reach for the candies in you, sounds neat, right?
Thus the name "Candies' wears"
What is this lizard doing here?
It's no lizard. It's a Dragon!
The Dragon represents our Chinese heritage And it loves candies...
What a lunatic!
It is impossible to see in the dark
In the flowing water...
we're in Paradise...
Sorry, the pitch was too high
The endless horizon...
We easily part but may never meet again...
In the flowing water... uh... the spring...
we're in Paradise...
Crazy!
He is not teaching at all.
It's okay, don't be scared, let me take you home
How about I teach you to sing something else?
I can do rap, too!
Bugger off!
See you tomorrow then!
Qué pasó?
Nothing, a customer wanted to share
his compliments with the chef
Hey, Jackie!
How's the fashion business going?
Fine, I guess...
My business would never compete yous, Andy
Gone out to buy take-out food, Jet?
Pancakes
It's the night of the full moon, I need my energy
It's the Autumn Festival night
They still haven't given up on the hunt
Changgong
It's been 5 years now
We still have no clue where the treasure is
Not "we", it's you
Finding Emperor Ming's hidden treasure
would unlock the secret to how this empire was built
The Ryukyu Kingdom
would no longer need to be a part of Ming China
And we would never need to fear Japan again
Not too long ago, my Mongolian ancestors ruled the world
And now, Ming China has taken over the reign
Also...
I hear the Manchurians from the North
have been prepping their military force for quite some time
I doubt that some legendary treasure
holds the power to save your country
I don't care
This is the task I was given
I need to get hold of the treasure
A Ninja always completes a mission
Do you blame me for losing the map?
I'm more curious about something else...
You really have no interest in the treasure at all?
Why is it that the wind always blow eerily when there's a full moon?
Could there be ghosts?
I wouldn't mind a female ghost!
No, this ain't right
I'm the Mayor of Sideroad Town
And I'm about to meet the love of my life
I must behave like a man!
Darn, I need to pee...
My nose!
My hand!
Still not here yet...
I better get it done now
I can't hold it anymore!
My apologies Saint Tree
please don't be offended
Saint Water needs to come out...
Mayor Gu!
Don't be scared, I'm here!
Are you okay?
Mayor Gu
Your coat...
Coat...
No worries, it's fake
I mean down there...
Nothing fake down there...
I left the house in a hurry
Done
Where is it?
It's still there
Oh, you mean the Town Directory
Here it is
Please be careful with it
Thank you
Your hands are so cold, let me keep them warm for you
The County Magistrate repeatedly warned me to keep this confidential
I took this out with great difficulty
I am sorry to place you in such difficult position
I'd do anything for you, my dear Xin
You know something?
My fellow townsmen all call me "The Town Mom"
Oh, what an adorable nickname
Oh my god, what a beautiful smile
Here, let me give you another surprise
Another directory?
Here, let me show you my most well kept treasure
Something I've worked on for years
This here documents all the residential changes of this town
I work on it every night, making sure it's accurate and up to date
I lose a lot of sleep working on it
This is Madam Zhang's eldest daughter
She was only 18
and shined like a star...
So young, attractive, horny...
I didn't know you were such a talented artist
Every young woman in this town is drawn towards this directory
Just ensuring the town census is in check
I haven't checked you yet
There will be a chance...
Mayor Gu,
are you also in possession of another book titled "Southern Legends"?
Oh, that book?
I could tell you all the legendary stories
Speaking of legends
there's no better story than my own... Mayor Gu is a busy man
I wouldn't want to bother you
Why don't you just get me the book?
And I'll read the stories on my own
You really want it?
Yes, I want it
No problemo!
I will bring it to you tomorrow
I am so grateful!
It's getting late, I better head back home
Don't leave yet!
What about our original plans for tonight?
Good morning, Jackie! Morning!
Jackie! Andy!
Starting business so early today
You two are looking great this morning
Not as great as your leg
My hand!
My nose!
My leg!
Good morning, Lord Xu!
Good morning...
Lord Xu...
What a coincidence...
Looking to get a jacket made?
It has been a year, 9 months, and 19 days since your last payment
Then...
Lord Xu...
I have long heard that you're a brilliant mathematician
I can see you are indeed a genius!
It's true, I am quite good
Okay, enough with the bull crap, pay up!
We're both educated people here, we shouldn't be discussing
unsophisticated matters such as money
You? Sophisticated?
I studied at the Imperial College for years
before I could be deemed as a scholar
Correct me if I'm wrong...
You draw some lizard thingy and call yourself an artist?
It's a Dragon!
Not a lizard!
We are all Chinese
Great descendents of the Dragon
Why don't you cut me some slack
Give me a couple days for extension
Lord Xu
Needless to say, you're a man of sophistication, enormous wealth, and heart-breaker looks
You are strong and wise, simply irresistible...
Geez, cut the crap!
But what was that you just said?
Enormous wealth?
No, that I already know
Strong and wise, simply irresistible...
Irresistible...
Okay, you seem honest and reliable enough
I'll grant you a 10-day extension
Lord Xu
I speak nothing but the truth
Cross my heart, hope to die!
What was that again?
Cross my heart, hope to die? No
Irresistible...
Wei...
Wei!
Is uncle and auntie home?
Don't be disgusting
You wanna order something to eat?
Here's your lunch
Eat quickly
Wait!
Now what?
I want to order more dishes
Order more food?
You never eat!
Look at how skinny you are!
Actually...
I only came to see you
Fine, you've seen me
Now, pay the check and leave!
One more thing!
I...
What?
Well...
There's something I'd like to discuss with you
What do you want?
I was wondering when you plan on paying the rent!
What about those 3? They'd never pay!
Why don't you go ask your uncle for it, huh?
Fine...
Please don't be angry
I'll come back tomorrow
Long time no see, Lord Xu. How have you been?
Mayor Gu, I think you need to straighten things out a bit...
People in this town are behaving like bandits
What bandits? Where?
There hasn't been one bandit
since I took over the position of Town Mayor
How could there possibly be bad behavior?
Stop spreading such ugly rumors!
Really?
How am I to govern this town?
You're right, Mayor Gu
My father bought you this Mayor position before he passed away
Have you already forgotten how you got here in the first place?
Of course I have not forgotten
I have the utmost respect for your father
And I treat you well since then.
That would make me your half uncle, no?
Right, uncle
Good boy
Did you like the birthday present I bought you?
Oh yes, the briefcase is very useful
The land where your office is located on was also a gift from my family
Please, can we not talk about this here?
It doesn't make me look good as the Mayor
Fine, I didn't come here to pick on you anyways
Let me asking you about something
You've found the right person
Nobody knows the streets of this town better than me
The guy that owns the restaurant
What's his background?
You mean Moustache Man? He's nobody!
Just some guy
who made some money from selling horses
His wife is purchased, they don't even love each other
I don't care how his marriage is doing
I want to find out his relationship with Wei
You talking about Wei?
That's a very long story
Once upon a time, 3 years ago...
in a dark and windy night
The old couple who lives in the Tang house suddenly died
This little girl became an orphan
So the Moustache Man adopted her
claims he'd raise her as a child bride for his son
You're so full of crap
You shouldn't make up stories like this
just because you are no match to him
What do you mean by that? Look at my stylish hair...
You are no match at all
Who still wears fur these days?
You dress like a rich bitch!
Rich bitch as in "Paris"?
Lord Xu, what a looker you are today
Really? No rent will be charged for the day Thank you, Lord Xu. You're so generous
Darn, why do I have the urge to pee whenever I see water?
Let's pull back!
Pull back? You're chickenshit!
My dear Xin! Mayor Gu, are you all right?
Me? I'm fine...
Just a little wet
I mean, something's on my mind Not being myself
Something smells here...
Yeah
Must be those stray dogs...
peeing all over the place
I'll look into this tomorrow
Let's go over there
Gosh, the smell's gotten stronger
After you then
Darn, couldn't hold it
So, where's the book you promised me?
How could I possibly forget what Xin wants?
Here you go...
Mayor Gu, you must behave
I'm a married woman
You worried about the Moustache Man you're married to?
He may look tough, but he's probably useless
Unlike myself, I look weak in appearance
but I am truly a strong man...
Xin, look over there
See how beautiful the butterflies look hovering over the flowers?
Oh, the butterflies have gone to sleep...
Mayor Gu
What are you talking about? I see no flowers
I beg to differ! There's an old saying...
When you wish for something, your dreams will come true
When you don't want something, you end up getting more!
Mayor Gu, what in the world are you trying to do?
You leave me with no choice
See
What do you think? I drew these for you at work today
One flower, la-la-la...
2 flowers, tra-la-la...
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
There's a ghost!
Changgong...
Moustache Man!
Gu Yuejin is rather amusing
This area is badland in a radius of 8 miles
and he has the heart to draw flowers for me
Lord Xu, you look cheerful today
How can I be cheerful? Those 3 still aren't paying their rent
As the town Mayor, shouldn't you do something about it?
Of course, naturally
I'll deal with those 3, don't worry about it
You're in my way...
Darn, we're done here, buzz off!
Cómo?
You still have the nerve to show up?
I'm your regular,
you're not gonna wanna serve me?
We're not open today
That's fine, too! No work for the day
It's good to hang out for the fresh air
Mayor Gu, looking to get a Jackie Tang outfit?
Whoa, what's that? It smells horrible!
This is French perfume
It's made from flowers extracts
Sniff it
Go away...
Hey, watch it! Don't you know who I am?
I brought this back from the city specially for you
My father told me to study hard
So that I can gain more knowledge
But I think the best way to learn is to travel
and truly experience different paths of life
How about we go to the Imperial City together sometime?
No
That's fine, it's too far anyways.
How about the countryside?
We can freshly handpick flowers on a sunny day
Admire the bright moonlight under a starry night
What would you say? Told you I'm not going anywhere!
What's wrong with you today?
Business is going nowhere
I'd just wait tables in an empty restaurant
Even pass-by travelers are rarely seen
All the foods would get overcooked
And the fish is gonna smell dead...
just like me
Well then... how about I don't take rent from you?
I never intended to pay you anyways
Let me take care of you then
Don't you tell me how to do things
just because you're rich
You think money can buy you everything
What's the big deal Hold up...
the two of you Are you talking to me?
Fortune teller, I thought you were blind
Can you see me?
Who said I was blind? I just kept my shifted eyes shut
Young lady...
Your eyes are watery, and your cheeks are pink
It's a sign that you're gonna get laid soon
Me get laid?
Lord Xu...
Your forehead is shining bright
you'll get laid too!
Are you two trying to mess with me?
No, we ain't!
Stop denying!
You think you could get into my pants just because you have money?
Now you hook up some fortune cookie and try to fool me? Are you happy now?
There was sand in my eyes
I got sand into my eyes too
This outfit is perfect
But I need to look more badass
How about we do an act
to demonstrate my great kung-fu skills
Are you in?
You can count on me
So, about the rent...
I'll take care of it
You guys are about to go out of business
and you still owe Lord Xu rent
How dare you come to wine and dine here?
This is too infuriating
Scumbag!
What great skill!
Drunken Fist!
Bottoms up...
One more!
Dangerous.
Done.
Amazing!
I've got something even more powerful
Deadly Sound Wave
Huh? I don't recall talking about this
Deadly Sound Wave
Darn, he's improvising!
Please spare me!
That was awesome
Deadly Sound Wave!
Please spare me!
Unbelievable...
What are you doing here?
Oh, how did it break?
We're leaving now...
Simply irresistible
Let's go!
What?
Never seen someone caught in an act?
Move!
What are you laughing at?
Is this funny?
When I saw you with Gu Yuejin earlier on
I knew there was something fishy going on
What are you still doing here?
Get out!
I don't want to see you again!
Get out! Please, let me explain
What's there to explain?
First you try partner with the fortune teller
Now you're trying to fool us with Gu Yuejin
I've had enough of you!
Get out of my sight!
Out!
Open the door!
3 of you don't come out
You better not touch me
I'll sue you for harassment. I would never touch you
Ladies, you help me guard their doors
If they get away, I'll up your rent instead
I'm gonna get some padlocks and shut down these shops for good!
Lord Xu...
Please don't shut me down!
Shut up, are you gonna pay me? No? I'd order a lockdown!
Lord Xu, we're really broke!
No rent, no shop.
Lord Xu...
Please, just give us a few more days
Lord Xu
Lord Xu, I'll repay you twice the amount in a few days
I'll pay you 20 times the amount
30 times!
60 times!
Are you all idiots?
20! 30! 60!
Is it raining gold here?
You got treasure flushed out from your ass?
Idiota!
We can poop gold bars, can't we?
So... how do we do that?
You! Have you paid your rent?
I'm just passing by...
Who says you don't need to pay? I own this street!
You! Have you paid your rent?
I'm totally ripped
The Generals shall leave "The Three Fortunes"
When the 3 stars turn, luck will arrive
I'll take this as payment Big changes shall fall upon us now
The 7 elements added with another 3
All the fortune will come alive
Lord Xu!
You know Judge Liu's Pancake Song, too?
Did you pay the rent?
I've never had to
Why not?
I'm gonna smash your booth
I've known your father for many years
When he found that treasure map
I knew his luck had come
See how his hotel business is blooming?
Look how much fortune he's made for your family
Puta!
Just now you told me love is near
But instead, I got slapped in the face
You tell my father his luck had come
Look how much bad luck this treasure map has brought
He died 2 years after that restaurant opened
I had no choice but to give up school and come back
How do you explain all this?
I can only tell you your fortune, not your destiny
He died before he could spend a cent
the heck with wealth! Lord Xu!
Please put away that treasure map
You must not expose your fortune this way
You can have it
I don't want it!
Eat it...
Treasure map...
Lord Xu, please...
Your father left this to you
You must keep it safe
I've seen the treasure in your future
Stop torturing me!
And he says he's sophisticated, such bad temper!
Lord Xu, calm down!
Right, educated people should behave with more sophistication
I'm fine now, thanks for asking...
How come I didn't know there was treasure hidden in Sideroad Town?
Better check it out...
Once we find the treasure
we can take Wei and leave this place
Changgong...
Do you want to come to Ryukyu with me?
Or shall we return to Mongolia with you?
After all these years of sufferings and disgrace
I have finally found the treasure's hiding place
But...
But I've lost my home
I'm so homesick!
Hey, what are you doing up here?
Nothing, just looking at my town
It's not about the size of population
It's just deserted...
Are you using the perfume I gave you?
No, I didn't
No?
How's your face?
Why didn't you duck?
You're skillful in martial arts
there's no way I could duck
I don't know any Martial Arts
I only know some basic techniques of hing-gong
Hing-gong: Technique to travel light-weighted in the air like a fur
I'm an orphan
When my stepfather found me
I was being bullied by others
He rescued me and taught me the hing-gong
He said a girl could flee effectively
as long as she knew how to master it
You rich people
would never get it
Your life is just too easy
I'm an orphan myself
My mother died when I was little
I was barely in college for 2 years
and my father passed away too
And nobody is willing to pay rent in this town
You're blaming us for not paying rent again?
I'd never take anything from you
Well, my life is nothing like yours
Know why we only serve 2 dishes?
I'm illiterate
I can't read a menu nor take orders from customers
Washing dishes is what I can do
I'm afraid I'm the reason why
the business sucks
I can teach you how to read
You'll teach me?
Let me teach you a poem first
Sure!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Stop it!
You're always kidding around!
Like earlier today on the street
We all heard you talking about that treasure map
Just a useless piece of junk
Didn't you say you the other day
when the weather is good
you'd like to take me on a trip?
Look how bright the moon is shining tonight
Why don't we bring this map and go on a treasure hunt?
I told you it's a useless piece of junk
Who cares?
It's just a game
We're taking off!
I can fly
Are you using Wei to help you find the treasure map?
I didn't force her into anything
She's happy to do it
You've seen it, too
Xu Sanguan is always coming around to see her
What's the harm when 2 kids are having some fun?
You're just using her for your own agenda
Don't worry
I only asked her to get the map
I'll protect them from behind
They won't be in any danger
Do you think this map will really lead us to a hidden treasure?
I have no idea
Like I said, it's a useless piece of junk
But the interesting part is
when you place it in water
a lot of words would appear
Really? Yeah
There will have treasure
What would you do if you found the treasure?
I...
would first purchase the restaurant from you
And then I would hire a good chef!
We'd be able to serve whatever the customer orders
And my step-parents wouldn't have to
sweat it all day in the kitchen to make ends meet
That's great
You wouldn't have to do the dishes anymore
And you'd have more time to go travelling with me
Who said I'd go with you?
How about you?
I'd give the treasure to you
You'd be able to afford the restaurant
and I'd get to see you everyday
I don't want to see you at all!
Let's go
"Within 5 years"
"self-determination"
It's been 5 years now
Your time is up
Are you okay?
Where's Wei?
Up there
Who were those people?
You should ask her
They're here for the treasure map
So the map is truly genuine?
Everyone's in search of a treasure
I know I've already found mine
it's a bit heavy though
So there really is a treasure hidden here
Trying to fool me in my own town?
Never!
My heart is with Xin,
but she only sees Changgong
Life is so full of tough choices
I'm going to report this to the County Magistrate
I can't let Xin find the treasure
and run off with the Moustache
Yup, can't just let her run off like that
But wait...
what if Xin finds out it was I who ruined her plan?
Would she hate me?
This is fate!
I am left with no choice!
But on the other hand
I am the Mayor of this town, I am obligated to report this
Every muchacho has his venom
I will announce to all the officials that
there's a treasure hidden in Sideroad Town
And I will let Xin know that...
I am her greatest treasure!
Pick it up, we can barbeque the pigeon
There's a message attached to it
What does it say, Chief?
There is treasure hidden in Sideroad Town
Send over support immediately
Sideroad Town
Pass this message to every branch
Tell them we're going on a treasure hunt
Sir...
Your forehead is dark and your face is fierce
I fear that imminent danger will fall upon you,
must be cautious...
Shut up, you darn head!
Don't you know there's a treasure here?
I'm here to seek my fortune
Curse me again, and I'll gouge out your eyeballs
The fate is written, nothing can be changed
According to the map
we are at Sideroad Town
Once we cross Mount Cloud, we'll reach the Black Lake
This should be where the treasure is
The map only points out a rough direction
That red spot covers a huge area
I think it should probably be... here!
Are there any other clues on the map?
The Generals shall leave "The Three Fortunes"
So...
Look at that rock!
Doesn't it look like a huge peach?
It does...
The word "Prosperity" is engraved on it
What prosperity?
The Three Fortunes, Prosperity... peach represents Long Life
We're missing Health
It comes between Prosperity and Long Life
Health... what about a green tree? Does that work?
If you use a little imagination
and shift the characters around a bit
the tree would look like the word Health
But what does it all mean?
There is treasure
Men die in search of wealth
It is no longer safe to be here...
A bunch of beggars...
It ain't easy to survive
They won't achieve much
True that...
Hello...
You're here, too
Chu!
My dear cousin
How is your wife?
She's doing fine
What brings you here?
I hear there's a treasure hidden here somewhere
Treasure?
Jackie Chan, I have finally found you
You killed my family and took all our money
An eye for an eye, you shall pay your debt
I'm not Jackie Chan, you're mistaking me as someone else
Don't deny it, I'd recognize that nose anywhere
I'm Jackie Tang!
You...
Hey Bro!
He's not Chan, he's Tang!
Jackie Tang?
And who are you? Mind your own business
What did you just say to me?
Mr. Lau, I think Jackie Chan is over there
Where's Jackie Chan?
Here!
You're all Jackie Chan?
Yes!
You guys got nothing better to do?
Why are you all dressed up like me?
Why would we want to dress up like you?
I am famous for my nose!
Jackie Chan's nose is way bigger!
But I've never had any work done
Ours is genuine, too!
Mr. Lau, we better figure this out first
Stop imitating me
Idolizing me is good, but this is too much!
Jackie Tang, I don't recall your nose being this big
I think you're trying to be Jackie Chan
Ricky, I think they're trying to be Jackie Tang
Not too long ago
they had completely different hairstyle
That's correct!
You're wrong!
No, you're wrong!
I'm right, Tang is copying Chan!
What's the fuss? Jackie Chang?
No, it's Jackie Cheng!
Jackie Cheng?
That sounds familiar...
It's that dude who always mumbles through his songs
Which one is it?
Let's have an autograph
No
I'm the one who mumbles through songs
Geeze... stop imitating me...
Hey, that looks cool!
Hey, show some more respect to your seniors
Por favor
you're not in your prime anymore!
What's that supposed to mean?
It means you're freaking dinosaurs! Who are you to judge?
Nobody understands what you're singing
Can you mumble through your songs like me?
Let me be the judge, go on, sing!
Who the hell are you? Get outta here!
I told you to listen to me, and you wouldn't
You're in serious trouble now, the Imperial Army is here
They're gonna kick your ass!
All of your asses!
Who dares to block my way?
I am the Mayor of this town
What's a Mayor?
You're too stupid to know
I'm an officer appointed by the Ming Government
What are you?
We're the invading Manchurian Army
So, you're the Mayor?
Order everyone to come out and surrender
Surrender!
Move
Move!
Let's go.
I guess my pigeon flew a bit too far
I had no idea you'd travel all the way out here...
You're not attracting Persians to us, are you?
Should I learn to speak French? Bonjour ! Je m'appelle...
What's the next line?
When the Three Stars turn, luck will arrive
Everyone inside listen up, lay down your weapons
Hand over the treasure, and surrender immediately
Surrender immediately!
We don't even know where the treasure is!
We're handing in crap!
There are so many caves
This place is like a maze
Which one should we go?
When the Three Stars turn, luck will arrive
So...
Hold this for me
Didn't you say the map changes when it's soaked with water?
There's water here, let's try it out
If you don't come out and surrender, we'll kill everyone inside
Kill! Kil! Kill!
Listen to me, we shouldn't be fighting against each other
We should fight against them, follow me!
Na-Lan
I have indeed found what I'm looking for
I'm looking right at him
Changgong
I will prove to everyone today
I am truly the Supreme Master of Martial Arts!
Wow, these handwrittings look beautiful!
But I understand none of the meanings
Hey, college boy
Can you tell me what they say?
E, S, W, N
What do they mean?
East, South, West, North
East, South, West, North? The Three Stars do not go upside down...
The Three Stars do not go upside down
What?
The game of east south west north
I used to play it all the time when I was a kid
Three Stars... upside down...
Could it mean the direction here?
It's 3 in the afternoon now
so the east would be there
Take 6 steps east, 1... 2... 3...
It worked!
I'm so clever!
You already are the Supreme Master
Haven't I lost to you already?
I don't want a fake reputation
I have to defeat you with my sword
We should have left the maze by now
This map is amazing
Wei, how did you figure it out?
I'm good at anything, as long as I don't need to use my head
There's more ahead...
Na-Lan disobeyed my orders by heading in first
So what if he's superior in Martial Arts
It's the age of firearm
Bring out the cannon!
I'll show them what supreme power is!
Light the torch
What is this?
Some sort of trap
What's the next line in the song?
Big changes shall fall upon us now
Is that related to this?
Yes, I think so
It may have something to do with these characters
The word Big
There's Change
Maybe we should follow the order of the line?
We got it!
Come
We made it
It's your turn!
But I don't know how to read
And I can't remember which characters you stepped on
Here, let me teach you the first character
Big, try ot find it
Big
Yes
I see it!
Come!
What is it?
Here, let me help you
Be careful!
Wait, nobody move
I think we aren't supposed to
step on 2 characters at the same time
What should we do?
This isn't fun anymore
Hold on, I think I know what to do
Anything that won't require me to use my brain
Tell me
This is Big
Which one is Change?
This one
That one with 3 dots
I see it, it's this one
Listen to me
I'm gonna count to 3, and you'll jump as high as you can
I promise you'll be fine
Listen
1...
2...
3!
Didn't I say you'd be fine?
Yeah
But why didn't you just directly jump over?
You didn't have to make it so complicated
Told you I don't use my head a lot
The next character
Which one is it?
I think it's Come
Where is the word?
It should be... behind there
How are we gonna jump over?
Just jump over at the count of 3
Then you can jump back here and get me
Okay
Wait, can you try to be a little more gentle?
Fine
1, 2, 3!
Well?
I thought you knew how to master the hing-gong
How come you're this heavy?
Are you calling me fat?
No
Fat and heavy are 2 different things Next character!
Gotta let them know, physical combat is no longer the trend...
Release!
Mother!
You...
Open the door!
How come your ring is on my finger?
Just keep it then
What is this place?
Wow, there really is a treasure!
Come help me move it down
Are you okay?
Watch out!
Father! Mother!
Mother, are you all right?
Are you okay?
Who are you?
What is this?
Emperor Ming's hidden treasure...
No
The Manchurian Army plans to get rid of me
I'm tired of military life anyways
I have the Emperor Ming treasure now
I will be the richest man in the world!
No!
Get over here. What do you want? Let go of me!
Open it
So what if you're strong?
You still can't open it!
You need a brainer for that!
You listen to me, if you let us go
We'll open it for you, right?
Okay, deal!
The 7 elements added with another 3
All the fortune will come alive
The 7 elements added with another 3...
All the fortune will come alive
How do 7 elements add to another 3?
The 7 elements of learning... that adds to our fortune...
Is it what I think it is...
The 7 elements added with another 3...
All the fortune will come alive
Judge Liu had to learn how to read
before he could pass the Imperial Exam
Arithmetic was his strong suit
Arithmetic is... mathematics...
7 elements added with another 3... it's a mathematics expression
7, 3
7030?
7 minus 3 equals 4 7 plus 3 equals 10
Means 7310
Then 7304
Means 7321
It's open
Let go of her. Get lost!
Are you okay?
I was born to humble beginnings,
and understand the hardship of my people I work hard everyday in order to stay alive
I fought to stay warm and fed conquering the world with my spade
A simple motive, but I end up becoming the Emperor
I'm rich but I'm trapped in the Palace
Fucking A?
Shut up, I know how to read
Fucking A. This is not what I wanted
What I love most is my spade
This farming spade kept me alive
It helped me build a new empire
When I stole a chicken from the widow next door
My spade enabled me to dig a hole to cook the chicken
The Beggar's Chicken dish, cooked with 5 different spices
It was delicious!
So my most valued treasure is none other than...
this spade
What's going on?
Get out of here, pronto!
Changgong!
Run... run!
Dad! Run...
Changgong!
Run!
Changgong!
Changgong, come out please
I finally realize what my real treasure is
Come out please, Changgong!
Come out please!
Changgong... don't you remember?
We have yet to complete our sonata
Changgong!
Dad!
Dad's fine! Dad looks fine!
Subtitles: Arigon
Today is the grand opening of Emperor Ming's Theme Park
It is also the second day of the discovery of a rare treasure
And what is the treasure?
It is this fantastic spade I'm now holding in my hand
We can tend our lands with it
The harvest provide us food
As long as we have food to feed, we'll get lives to live
So... freaking living life is all that matters!